ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama isn’t fooled and figures out Shiek’s true identity straight away, but he still just lets Zelda keep on going with her charade and pretends he’s none the wiser until she reveals herself in due course.
Foxes are actually vegetarian, but when a fox goes into a hen house, the...– Alan Davies (The Unbelievable Truth)
SUNBS BLINDINGH MRE HALOP CANTY SEE TYPINF THIS WHILE BEING BLIONFNADED
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urgh im really bad at learning this german D: i keep mixing up the word order damnit
chivalryisdead: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. i wouldnt go out with him - he slurs too much
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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